Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Gazz

Gazz is a favorite pastime for many, a good way to spend time and feel good about your self afterwards (sometimes: P). You know when your driving around and there is always this one person who thinks that they are better then everyone else, yet they are cruse-ing just the same. I was trying to figure out why people who don’t gizz go to collect numbers go gizzing in the first place. I came up with two reasons but if there are more please feel free to add them.

The first reason would be: that they are feeling down and possibly depressed or fed up with life around then. So they drive around to gain a feeling of existence hoping it will blow life back into their veins; giving them some reassurance that they in fact do exist.

The second reason would be that they need a self esteem boost. Just as simply as that, they are feeling ugly and want to feel godly. So they pile on the layers of makeup, try as much as possible to perfect their appearance. Then they drive around to get attention hoping that the high will last longer this time.

The third reason would be to check out the competition, scan the area to find out what they are up against. Of course this is most likely due to complete boredom, but none the less seems a reasonable assumption. I hope that people don’t judge the completion biased on what they see, because if so one could be led to believe that there is even hope for sheep.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gaz or Gizzing (verb tense ;P) is one of my guilty little pleasures. though not to pick up men or have them greet me with lusting expressions and wave manically to aba6el Dereeshty (read my blog and see what wonderful moments me and the mayten men el fagir 3agad share every morning). My gizzing is dressing down, sharing a car with my crazy sexy girlfriends, and just go crazy. loud music, fast driving, feeling sorry for the women who dress to the nines and drive slowly, dagen el thegl (while their eyes beg the guys in the ranges and lamboZ to follow them home in hopes of getting married). ;P